Sunday, June 14, 2009

Just like the movies

I don't wanna big-note meself, but I'd just like t'say that
I, Colby, deserve a damn medal!
I got that bludger of a sister I 'ave and got her to go back
into the one damn thing that made 'er happy in the old days.

She's not bad at the barracks, ya know?

Always been the flippy type.
Now she's bein' flipped!
An' no more time for the narcs.

That bounce of a boy Pete, wasn't put in jail, I hears.
Darn shame, I tell ya.
Trads gettin' away with murder jus' 'cause the dead didn't stay that way.

If we can sue for pain an' suffering in this country,
I don't understand why we couldn't sue for the
pain and suffering the loved ones or the actual db kid has to go through
in rehabilitation an' goin' through life as a second-rate citizen...

But I'm runnin' off at the mouth, now.

S'pose you'd wanna hear what I've been doin' this whole time, huh?

Well, I'm down a daks size, that's nice.
My mum's stopped snoopin' 'round Spence's room so much thanks to
the troubadours. Hear it's been pretty nut's 'round those parts.
I went to the movies with Spence to watch this movie,
UP.

Oh.
My.
God.

It was amazing.
You should definitely go see it.

I was cryin' me little heart out.

Soccer's been pretty insane--
I've been tryin' my hardest as team captain to keep the morale up.
Seems t' be working, we've been winnin' almost every game.
I'm not sore 'bout any losses, so long as I know my team tried.

Oh god, I sound cheesey, I think I may chunder a bit.

Alright, I'm gonna go.

Much love,
Spence.

Monday, July 28, 2008

She Did It Again...

Poor sheila.
I know she likes to do this,
but it hurts her body so bad.

She's trying so hard to keep the weight on,
ya know?

Tsk, tsk.
If mum knew what the gal did at night.

I hafta look over her,
I know, I know, I should really stop 'er...
But how can I? Every time I try, she pushes me away.

I can't handle much more of this--
watching my darling li'l sister thrash about in cold sweats
at night because she's having a bad drug-induced nightmare.

Remember kids,
Hugs, not Drugs.
:/

Thursday, July 24, 2008

An' So I Was Thinkin'...

What if I died?....

I mean, yeh, sure I'd probably come back an' all, but..

Spence was talkin' to me while we were shoppin'
and she was askin' me how I thought it'd feel to be dead.

I dunno, but I think it's pretty dangerous thinkin' she's doin'...

The poor girl. Her friends are all no good for her health, ya know?
All partiers that do nothing but drop E and abuse their mummy and daddy's pills.

Ridiculous.

Ah...

I'mma turn in for the night..
Er...
Mornin'.

G'day to you! :)

Monday, July 21, 2008

I Come...

From a land down unda!

Hah, funniest. Song. Eva.

Love that song. :)

Anyway,
Spence always posts in this bloomin' thing
so I thought I'd avago at it, aye?

I was out yesterday, knocking back some coldies with
a few o' my friends.
I felt pretty bad for poor ol' Spence sittin' like a cactus at home
with nothin' to do.

Normally, I know she goes out and parties it up with the
local scenesters 'round these parts,
but otherwise she's pretty much...
A conch. :(

Workin' with them cubes and spinnin' 'em 'round,
it's a wonder the girl doesn't get dizzy and chunder!

I took 'er to Outback for dinner an' played a few
1 on 1 rounds of football (soccer, to you mates).
I went easy on the sheila, didn't wanna humiliate her..
But after a few goes, she was gettin' pretty good to the
point of where I was TRYING to defend my goal!

Ahah, slap me and call me a wallaby,
I didn't know the gal had it in her!

She's a pretty good player,
dinky-di, if she'd actually get off her arse and practice. :P